Cash Cow - comedy
The front door swung open and Barbara cooed through it. Of course, I would help with the effing shopping. I wouldn’t mind at all if my lovely wife would ever buy own brand anything. But, in spite of prices creeping up, Barbara was still bringing home the Heinz, the Lurpak, the Kellogg’s. And way more than the two of us could ever eat in seven days. We were throwing out enough to feed the children we never had, on a weekly basis. But then, we, or should I say she, could afford it. “Do you want the good news or the bad news, Darling?” She passed me a pack of kitchen roll, the expensive one with the ‘thirst pockets’. “Always bad news first, my lovely wife, always bad news first.” “Well, the bad news is that the Gable family are moving out.” How could this be bad news? I hated them, and their precocious six-year-old, and their stupid, yappy dog. “Oh, that’s a shame. You will miss playing tennis with Nancy.” “Yes, I will.” She bustled through the hallway into the kitchen. I trailed behind w...